Yeah baby, you know it, listen:      Eeverybody knows that I broke your heart   Yeah everybody knows that Mike D broke your heart   But you'ze gots to stop tellin them how I stole your car,   You know? Just aint fair baby, you know,   Just 'cause I got the,   The better side of the bargain   Just means that the cards were dealt in my favor, you know?      (HORNS)   (PIANA')      Girl you know it's true   Mike D is in love   (with you)      You know I remember, the first time I saw you   And you were standin there   Lookin all lonely and everything   I went over, you know   And strated smellin that ass      (LAUGHS)      Then ricky powel came over,   Trying to do the ATD and everything,      Yeah baby      Girl you know it's true   Mike D is in love       (with you baby, whooo, in love with you!)      (oh it's true it's true it's true, oh baby!)      (it's true it's true it's true it's true)      (I'm so true, it's true it's true it's true)      You know a lotta MCs these days   They make records about, you know,   Women takin' all their money?      Hey, you know I'm straight up honest,   I just be leachin' off my girl, you know?   Just leachin off my bitch that's what it's about ...      You know, if you got a roof over your head and a   Pot to piss in man, shit, that's better than having   Money in the pocket, you know?      (HORNS)      awwww yeeeah      oh Mike D, Mike D, Mike D, Mike D, Mike D      starrin: Mide D      featurin: Mike D      and uh, special appearance by, uh, Mike D      du, du du-dun      incredible ...    invinceible ...    most incredible ...   unstoppable ...    techniculous ...       Liz Claiborne ...   Gucci ...   Yo' motha ...      That's right baby   When you weren't looking,   When you were out shopping that day,   Your mother came over,   She was lookin kinda nice, you know?      You wouldn't believe what she was weain under that dress   You know? anyway, so, you know one thing lead to another   I'm real sorry you had to walk in like that and see ...      you know,    hey   shit happens,   you know?      (Mike D is Love)      (awwwww yeaaaah)      du du du-dud ...