I got the horse right here    His name is Paul Revere    And here's a guy who says if the weather's clear    Can do, can do    This guy says the horse can do    If he says the horse can do, can do, can do    I'm picking Valentine    Cause on the morning line    The guy has got him figured at 5 to 9    Has chance, has chance    This guy says the horse has chance    If he says the horse has chance    Has chance, has chance    No way    for Paul Revere I'll bite    I hear his foot's all right    Of course it all depends    If it rained last night    I know it's Valentine    The morning works look fine    Besides the jockey's brother's a friend of mine    Needs race, needs race    This guy says the horse needs BRAKES   He says that the horse needs BRAKES    Needs raceBRAKES, needs BRAKES   Likes mud, likes mud, this "x" means the horse likes mud, likes mud   If that means the horse likes mud, like mud, likes mud   He likes mud, this horse likes mud   Mud, he likes mud   Hey wait a minute fellows    Have you considered this    Well, anyway, it's my turn to sing    So shut up    Really?    But look at Epitaph    He wins it by a half    According to this here in the "Telegraph"    Big threat, big threat    This guy calls the horse big threat    If he calls the horse big threat    Big threat, big threat    I'll tell you Paul Revere    Now this is no bum steer    It's from a handicapper that's real sincere   Can do, can do   This guy says the horse can do   I go for Valentine    Cause on the morning line    The guy has got him figured 5 to 9    Has chance, has chance    The guy says the horse has chance   So make it Epitaph, he wins it by a half   According to this here in the "Telegraph"    Paul Revere    Valentine   Epitaph   I got the horse right here