I got the horse right here, his name is Paul Revere   And here's a guy who says if the weather's clear   Can do, can do, this guy says the horse can do   If he says the horse can do can do, can do      I'm picking Valentine Cause on the morning line   The guy has got him figured at 5 to 9   Has chance, has chance, this guy says the horse has chance   If he says the horse has chance has chance, has chance      No way for Paul Revere I'll bite, I hear his foot's all right   Of course it all depends if it rained last night   I know it's Valentine, the morning works look fine   Besides the jockey's brother's a friend of mine      Needs race, needs race   This guy says the horse needs brakes   He says that the horse needs brakes   Needs race brakes, needs brakes      Hey wait a minute fellows,   Have you considered this?   Well, anyway, it's my turn to sing   So shut up, really?      But look at Epitaph, he wins it by a half   According to this here in the Telegraph   Big threat, big threat, this guy calls the horse big threat   If he calls the horse big threat, big threat, big threat      I'll tell you Paul Revere, now this is no bum steer   It's from a handicapper that's real sincere   I go for Valentine 'cause on the morning line   The guy has got him figured 5 to 9      So make it Epitaph, he wins it by a half   According to this here in the Telegraph   Paul Revere, Valentine, Epitaph   I got the horse right here