Oh, let it rain, let it rain   Let it rain, let it pour   We'll have one for the road   Put the bolt on the door      Let it rain cats and dogs   Let it rain rats and snakes   But just bring us more grog   And another red steak      Let it rain, let it hail   Let it rain frogs and toads   Butt just bring us some ale   We'll have ten for the road      Let it blow, let it roar   Let it rain bats from hell   Wipe their asses and pluck 'em   We'll eat them as well      Did you hear about Clyde who ain't ribs 'til he died?   At a sign that said, 'All You Can Eat For Ten Bob'   When the doctors were done pumping out his insides   He went back the next morning to finish the job      Oh, let the skies turn to black   Let it rain kangaroos   But just give us tobacco   And tucker and booze      So who cares about heaven   Or burning beneath   When we're all busy digging   Our graves with our teeth      Did you hear about Matt who fell into a vat?   Well, they say he was drowned but it took him a week   And they say that it wasn't as strange as all that   When you think that he kept getting out for a leak      Let it rain, let it flood   Let 'em load up the Ark   Bring us buckets of blood   While they sink in the dark      Give 'em two vegetarians   And two of the poor   And two of the tossers   Who say less is more