Somebody stole my woman   You know there's some good and some bad (he's bad)   She was the kind of woman   Who made you feel you'd been had   They drove off in my motor   And crashed it somewhere up state   I was about to change it   So I might as well tell you straight.      Somebody stole my woman   Made off with everything I had   Just came in through an open door   An' it was as simple as that   They took my china collection   Along with my colour T.V.   But I never had much affection   For either, in fact all three.      Well it's usually so   You don't find out the truth   Till it's too late to do anything   But it's nothing to get excited about   Just as long as you learn what's genuine.      Somebody stole my woman   It came as no surprise to me   They only had to ask   An' I'd have said there's no need for secrecy   They took my Queen Ann chest   I guess they sold it somewhere up state   But I never cared much for it   'Cause I knew it was only a fake.      Somebody stole my woman (It's alright, it's alright, it's alright)   Somebody stole my woman (It's alright, it's alright, it's alright)   Somebody stole my woman, it came as no surprise to me   Somebody stole my woman.