Today in parliament   You' got the honourable this    And the honourable that   Nothin' so eloquent   As a little bit of mis-   Understanding and a lot of chat   Something you wanna say?   Don't address it to me   You gotta see your MP   He's gonna take up your case today   Do civilised people always act this way?      Today in parliament   You' got shoutin' down the front   And shoutin' at the back   Come on gentlemen, settle down at the front   Sit down at the back   Something you wanna say?   Address it to the House in the usual way   I know you want to have some fun   But civilised people ought to get things done.      Blame Jesus for all the trouble in the world today   Blame anybody you like   But don't blame the government of the day.      Today in parliament   You get rhetoric elective, a little bit of cynicism   Nothing heaven sent   Just a mere hint of socialism, lotta conservatism   ' Nothing I wanna say   Let's make a lot of changes and keep it this way   ' No where else I wanna go   I'm enjoying myself, I run this radio show.      Neil Kinnock sums it up right   'You have to break eggs to make an omelette-ah!   But you don't have to drop the eggs on the floor.'