Good evening, topping nightcast   A possible link between murder and music      Hey, hey, we're the Junkies   Hey, hey, we're the Junkies      Sticky pages in Hello, with Hopper as Nero on Rome   See the social big guns going bang, bang, bang      Hey, hey, we're the Junkies   Hey, hey, we're the Junkies   Hey, hey, we're the Junkies   No X-Mas for Junkies      Who put the 'U'?   Who put the 'U'?   Who put the 'U' in the Wamba?      So fashionably blue   Crime never pays, heroes are handsome   So fashionably blue   Pretty children are popular, ugly children cynical      So fashionably blue   Mothers never work, single women always do   So fashionably blue   Politics doesn't exist, automobiles screech when they come to a stop      So fashionably blue   All problems are solved in slightly less than half an hour