It doesn't matter how rich or poor we are   Doesn't matter what sex or species we are   Doesn't matter with which nation we associate   Doesn't matter what politics we love or hate   We've still got to go to the toilet   There's no way of getting 'round this I'm afraid   We're all busy going to the toilet   But not on television   We've all got to do the toilet one   But not on television   We're all lay people when it comes to the brown   We're all at one with each other   Cause somewhere in between the black and white   There's us just sitting or squatting   Laying down the brown