Can't hear 'cos your mouth's full of shitDo something about itWell I'm really back to basics right beside a barChoke the double trouble big one to joker with the cardGood callWhat's the crack what's the damage done todayFrom the commons to the common a banana skin awayKnock it back knock it outChuck a nightmare dartQuietCompere on the mic turns turning to the courtPutting beef vol-au-vents across the Union JackBolinger and Bitter says the Colonies are backCan't hear 'cos your mouth's full of shitDo something about itYou think you're god's giftYou're a liarI wouldn't piss on youIf you were on fireUp yer ronsomTake a tabWith a flash of Zippo lightCatch the hip parade passing to the polaroids rightCheck the manic little rebel with a bottle in his handA rhyming manifesto and a butty from his mamLocal lad made bad with cowboy charmClaims he doesn't really mean every srew-'em-all barbPass the micKaraoke with the yesteryear starsTime to weep into your beer til the fireworks startCan't hear 'cos your mouth's full of shitDo something about itYou think you're god's giftYou're a liarI wouldn't piss on youIf you were on fire