Are you sitting comfortably?   Then I'll begin   The Story Of Kinnochio   The man who ran the other party pondered the size of his nose   A man who pleaded for leadership and groveled more than most   He scabbed and he lied and he nodded and smiled and he sunk down low   Whilst the nose at the foot of his happy face slowly began to grow   La la la la la la la la la la la la la   Little by little he noticed that his nose's enormous size   Was in direct and equal proportion to his political compromise   Despite his strenuous efforts to put the world to rights   His nose continued to slowly extend as he moved towards the right   La la la la la la la la la la la la la   Eager for power and groveling for votes   You could measure his popularity by the increasing size of his nose   A dancing puppet grafted in wood   Controlled by strings operated from above