A Man walks into a bar
He Says, "Give me a
Goodbye to the summer
Sold down the river
Unhappy ever after
Well, did
What a wonderful world
A loose door-jam, a light left on
The
Eat, sleep and crap
For to prey on your needs
Down a
Are you happy here
In Themepark, U.S.A.?
And do you sometimes wish
That
Albert
Bobby
For god´s sake, burn it down
Nothing ever burns down by
Up behind the bus stop in the toilets off the
Blue-rinse sugar.
Wipe-clean couple.
Pinched last supper.
Counting pretty pen
Jacob's ladder
Like the Sermon on the mountain says dumber got
No virgin me
For I have sinned
I sold my soul
For sex
I can't hear you 'cos your mouth's full of shit
Do
(Scatting ending with the word "E-bay")
Mr Kakoshka(?) it just happened
We're told that after the war
The Nazis vanished without a
Ponchus Pilot came to our town,
up to the dock yard
Aftershave and smoke
And the same unfunny jokes
They say
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