In the event of something happening to me   There is something I would like you all to see   It's just a photograph of someone that I knew      Have you seen my wife, Mr. Jones?   Do you know what it's like on the outside?   Don't go talkin' too loud, you'll cause a landslide, Mr. Jones      I keep straining my ears to hear a sound   Maybe someone is digging underground   Or have they given up and all gone home to bed   Thinkin' those that once existed must be dead?      Have you seen my wife, Mr. Jones?   Do you know what it's like on the outside?   Don't go talkin' too loud, you'll cause a landslide, Mr. Jones      In the event of something happenin' to me   There is something I would like you all to see   It's just a photograph of someone that I knew      Have you seen my wife, Mr. Jones?   Do you know what it's like on the outside?   Don't go talkin' too loud, you'll cause a landslide, Mr. Jones