When I play cricket   I'm the longest at the wicket   I can jump and swim   And I live in the gym   But I can't come to terms   With my existence as part of the universe   I gaze at the sky   I think how? when? and why?    I go to the lavatory   In tune with astrology   Well I get really confused   With the complicated scoring system   Used in tennis   I get around in canoes   Racing cars, balloons   I drink squash, eat polo   Mints, climb mountains solo   But I can't get my head   'round that salvador dali   Weirdo stuff   I really feel fine   With the planets in line   I see the future in hands   And I live off the land   But I can't see frank bruno   Asking me which star sign   I think he is   Whether you are physically   Or mentally inclined   Imagine what the fun could be   If both could be combined   I know I'm speaking as a weakling   With a cosmic kind of mind   But I can feel in sport emotions   Of a unifying kind   So do whatever you like to do   And whether you win or not   Make sure the game was fairly played   And try to smile a lot   Because whatever you do should be good for you   Make the most of what you've got   'cause whatever you do should be good for you   Make the most of what you've got