This girl, she didn't turn out quite the way she was supposed to do   This girl, she got bored of all the things they brought her up to say   She never meant them anyway   This girl, she got caught out on the multi-storey car park   Throwing goodbye notes wrapped up in bricks   When they put her in the car she said, 'Jesus made me do it'   But all the priests in all the world couldn't save this girl   This girl, content with all the bloody noses, scabby knees   You get from fighting wars like these,   Running past the tidy houses pulling faces   This material world couldn't tempt this girl   (Chorus)   Now she entertains the world and all its mates   But she doesn't fit in   And everybody thinks this girl is great   But she's lacing all the party drinks with venom from a poison pen   This girl, she made a habit of habitually lying   Does everybody's head in   She knows what happens when the next stop that you see   It's not the one that everyone expected it to be   This girl, happy families 'round the supermarket check-out   She loves to be the odd one out   The party girl who stayed upstairs   Playing musical chairs   La-la, la-la-la   She doesn't care this girl.   (Repeat chorus)   This girl, she didn't turn out quite the way she was supposed to do