The bowler's running in, the batsman lights a fag   He keeps a packet handy and it's lodged inside his pad   Because it's written in his contract that after every over   He has to have a smoke just to satisfy the sponsor   In a bid to save the sport he sacrifices his health   His inning is getting shorter and so is his breath   Seems the price of survival involves a cigarette   Making money out of sport and choking it to death