Puppy eyes puppy eyes tearing claws spitting pride   Roll over! Roll over! Roll over! Roll over!   Pretty please pretty play chase away chase away   Nasty nasty snapping nasty biting spitting nasty nasty   Hammer hammer teeth nails sit sit sit sit   Bitch won't beg bitch can't lick bitch can't do those clever tricks   Heel fetch run lie nasty nasty snapping nasty   See these eyes puppy eyes roll on over and die die   Bad dog you bad dog you bad dog you stray dog   Bitch filled up with trouble and spice nasty nice nasty nice   Slip the lead fight fight my bark is softer than my bite   Roll over roll over mock each chewing spewing mouthful   Hammer hammer teeth nails bad dog you bad dog   Good girl pat pat bad dog smack smack   Here's a bitch who'll give it back snap snap snap snap   Puppy eyes will start to play, nasty dog will have its day   This is heaven   This is hell   This is living   This is tale to tell   This is drive wheel   This is cog   This is master   This is snarling dog   This is hammer   This is spanner   This is no sir   This is table manners   This is history   This is how it's been   This is over and over and over and over and over again   Bad dog, good girl   (Repeat)