Too many crap programs   With too many adverts   Too much Matthew Engel bullshit   And not enough dirt   Media and programs   All dull and mundane   How to fill up space   When you've nothing left to say   So rip it up and start it again!   Rip it up and start it again!   Oh, rip it up and start it again!   Rip it up and start it again!   Fingerpost! Terrace Talk! Wise Men Say!   Elmsie Ender! The Absolute Game!   Not The View! Off The Ball! I could go on and on   But I've just bought the latest When Sunday Comes   Kick up the R's! Northern Light! City Gent!   Voice Of The Valley! The Crooked Spirite!   Eagle Eye! And The Pie! I could go on and on   But I've just bought the latest When Saturday Comes