The little leagues, the spare-time sports   Works teams and pub teams   Sandwiches for the darts competition   Oranges at half time   Spare time tennis, scrambling on fields   Hustle and bustle for the love of the game   Jack high for the local bowls match   Winners and losers, all much the same   But there's a bloke been hanging around   Technical improvements, capital gains   Investment plans, advertising space   He's come to put an end to the fun and games   Come to put an end to the fun and games   Come to put an end to the fun and games