Light 'em up   Face down on the waterbed   She's not happy, she's not happy   Tongue tied face burning red   He's not happy, he's not happy   Got a house, it's nice like a disco   Some pumping tunes on the stereo   Just relax yeah get in the mood   Feeling tough with a new tattoo   Run down, and his eyes are red   She's not happy, she's not happy   There's a pill is what the doctor said   He's not happy, he's not happy   In love, a new four poster bed   Turning a mountain into an egg   Good old boys a thousand miles away   It's time to give up hope   Have you ever played pool with a piece of rope?   Gonna live to fight another day   The best of times and then the worst if times   Just when everything was going fine   This anxiety you've got to be free   But then you hear the 'it's not you, it's me'   Face down on the waterbed   She's not happy, she's not happy   Tongue tied face burning red   He's not happy, he's not happy (ad neuseum)