You had high hopes    You are so eager and so keen    It's unfortunate that you have never been    Involved in anything that turned out any good    So incompetent perhaps you really should    Avoid the situations    Where everything goes wrong    'Cause everything you do    Everything you do    Everything you do is SHIT       Your capabilities can offer me a drag    You thought that barbed wire was a comfortable beanbag    ???    Amusement you provide can't cover everything       All you touch just turns to shit    Can't get over it    'Cause everything you do    Everything you do    Everything you do is SHIT       Even your family must agree    That you miss ???    Everything you do    Everything you do    Everything you do is SHIT