Well she's a fast damn woman   She's a lovin' machine   And she's been around the block if you know what I mean   Spent the last 40 years just scopein' the scene   And now she knows it's time      To find someone to share the rest of her days   Before the grim reaper come's and layes her to waste   And I know I'm first in line      Because she's 60    And she's beautiful    And she's mine      Well I was sick of the girls   And I was sick of the game   And I know alzeimhers is a goddamn shame   But I still think it's cute when she forgets her name   And tries to remember mine      And as the years go by    And the loving grows   Like the hairs on her chin   Or the warts on her toes   The best years may be behind her but still...      She's 75   She's beautiful   And she's mine      And I don't care what people say   We're gonna do it everyway   Even if it hurts a bit and takes a little time   My Baby she still knows how to please   Even with her breasts down to her knees      She's 90   And she's beautiful   And she's mine      I saw it in her face it was the end of the line   I took her false teeth out and kissed her one last time   Remember that she'll always be mine and that i'll always care      Well I believe that death isn't really the end   Even though she not moving I can always pretend   But now I know that she'll always be there   'Cause I gaffer taped her   To the   Rockin' chair      Well I don't care what people say   We're gonna do it every way   Even if the corpsy smell can put me off sometimes      My baby's always there for me   Frozen for eternity      She's 60 and she's beautiful   As another none more suitable      She's 60    And she's beautiful   And she's mine