Oh my God, is this what we've become?   Spending our whole lives without a sun   Devote your time to fighting off a tan   It's time to stock up on your travel mags   Pack your bags      All the children playing in the park   I would too if it was only dark   I have to leave, I need to take a break   I need to go where munchies can be made in the shade      Albino holiday      I need to go, I need to get away   Because inside is where I always stay   In the winter time I'll travel south   Where the sunlight only comes around for an hour      Albino holiday      I would give it all away   Just to take a holiday   They're designed to convince the world it's feeling fine   But it's just there to waste my time      Don't believe what the commercials say   You'd better off without a single ray   It's us or them no time to make a fuss   Just remember now it's time to toss the 15 plus      Albino holiday