Pick up the sunday news I need my funny papersA little Orphan Annie and me have a rendezvous at threeWith Mary Worth and Dick TracyMy idea of time well spentIs to stay in bed with you 'til the rent is dueGet out a checkered cloth, I'll pack a picnic basketWe'll find a clearin' in the woodYou can be Red Riding HoodYou may be bad, but you're so goodAnd my idea of havin' funIs layin' naked in the sun with youOh, oh oh oh ohPut on your sunday clothes, I've had an inspirationWe'll ride downtown on the D and have a window shoppin' spreeIt may be crass, but it's freeAnd my idea of what to doIs makin' love with you on the avenueWoah oh oh oh oh