Well I stumbled in at 2 am all drunk and full of smoke   My wife said, "I have had enough, that's it I'm sick, get out"   So I stumbled down to Kelly's pub across the edge of town   And told the boys my story and we had another round      Now we drink   And drink and drink   And drink and drink   And drink and fight      Yes, we drink   And drink and drink   And drink and drink   And drink and fight      And if I might see a pretty girl   I'll sleep with her tonight      Yes, we drink   And drink and drink   And drink and drink   And drink and fight      And Mary McGregor well, she was a pretty whore   She'd always greet you with a smile and never lock her door   But on the day she died all the men in town did weep   For Mary McGregor, finally got some sleep      Now we drink   And drink and drink   And drink and drink   And drink and fight      Yes, we drink   And drink and drink   And drink and drink   And drink and fight      And if I might see a pretty girl   I'll sleep with her tonight      Yes, we drink   And drink and drink   And drink and drink   And drink and fight      Well I once loved a girl, a child I'm told   I gave her me heart and she gave me a cold   So now I sit standing here out in the pouring rain   I'll stumble back to Kelly's pub and cry away me pain      Now we drink   And drink and drink   And drink and drink   And drink and fight      Yes, we drink   And drink and drink   And drink and drink   And drink and fight      And if I might see a pretty girl   I'll sleep with her tonight      Yes, we drink   And drink and drink   And drink and drink   And drink and fight