Hey there, Bret   I see you looking down   Don't want to see my little buddy there with a frown   Just because I get more women than you   Well, that's only because they don't know you like I do.      Sure, you're weedy and kinda shy   But some girlie out there must be needy for a weedy, shy guy.   They want you as they needle when they're rolling in the hay.   Just hear me out when I say,      Bret, you got it goin' on   The ladies get to know your sexuality   When they get to know your personality.   I said, Bret, you got it goin' on.   Not in a gay way   Just in a hey, mate,   I want to say that you're looking okay, mate.      Why can't a heterosexual guy tell a heterosexual guy   That he thinks his booty is fly?   Not all the time, obviously   Just when he's got a problem with his self esteem   Don't let anybody tell you you're not humpable   Because you're bumpable   Well, I hope this doesn't make you feel uncomfortable   If I say you've got a boom-ow-ow   Come on, Bret   Help me out now      Bret you got it goin' on.   (I got it goin' on)      That's the conclusion that I've come to   But that doesn't mean that I want to bum you.   Bret, you've got it goin' on   (got it goin' on)      No doubt about it   We'd be getting crazy   If one of us was lucky enough to be born a lady.      Oooh, if one of us was a lady   And I was your man, if I was your man   Well, sometimes it gets lonely   And I need a woman   And then I imagine you with some bosoms   In fact, one time when we were touring   And I was really lonely   And we were sharing that twin room in the hotel   I put a wig on you when you were sleeping   Put a wig on you   Ooh ooh ooh   And I just laid there and spooned you   Bret, you've got it goin' on