Frank zappa (lead guitar, vocals)   Ike willis (rhythm guitar, vocals)   Ray white (rhythm guitar, vocals)   Steve vai (rhythm guitar, vocals)   Warren cucurullo (rhythm guitar, vocals)   Denny walley (slide guitar, vocals)   Tommy mars (keyboards, vocals)   Peter wolf (keyboards)   Bob harris (keyboards, trumpet, vocals)   Ed mann (percussion)   Arthur barrow (bass, vocals)   Vinnie colaiuta (drums)      Baby baby why you cryin'   Feeling sorry what she said   Put down the rag, I told her then   Don't wanna hear you cry again   Dear heart, dear heart   Tell me, tell me what's the reason   Dear heart, dear heart   Tell me, tell me what's the reason      You know she went to see the doctor   And then she read a magazine   Forget that book, I told her then   Don't wanna hear about the book again   Dear heart, dear heart   Work out, vinnie   Tell me, tell me what's the reason   Dear heart, dear heart   I thought you were in love, vinnie   Tell me, tell me what's the reason      There was a picture on the story   That showed a young sophisticator   Who falls in love three pages later   With some aggressive agitator   And by and by he comes to hate her   'cause she don't shave her underarms   And he can't go for that   'cause he's a young sophisticator      Baby baby why you cryin'   It made me wonder what she said   Forget that book I told her then   Don't wanna hear 'bout the book again   Dear heart, dear heart   Tell me, tell me what's the reason   Dear heart, dear heart   How you doin', vinnie?    Tell me, tell me what's the reason      Would you still love me if my hair grew   All down the side of my kimono   Well of course I would, it might be hip   If it did not cause you to trip   Dear heart, dear heart   Or radiate a bad aroma   Dear heart, dear heart   Or radiate a cheap aroma   Dear heart, dear heart   Or radia-iate, or radia-ia-ia-iate a butzis aroma   Ha ha ha ha ha ha