Frank zappa (lead guitar, vocals)   Warren cucurullo (rhythm guitar, vocals)   Denny walley (slide guitar, vocals)   Ike willis (lead vocals)   Peter wolf (keyboards)   Arthur barrow (bass, vocals)   Ed mann (percussion)   Vinnie colaiuta (drums)      Central scrutinizer:   A little green rosetta   A little green rosetta   A little green rosetta   A little green rosetta   You'll make   A muffin betta   With a green rosetta   A little green rosetta   A tiny green rosetta   A green rosetta   A little green rosetta   A little green rosetta   A tiny green rosetta   You'll make   A muffin really betta   It's betta   It's really getting betta   It's betta, it's betta   With a green rosetta   Setta, setta   And a green rositti, too   Green rositti   A little green rositti   It's really, really meaty   A little green rositti         You'll make   A muffin really betta   It's betta   (hey, really out   There...that was   Really good)   It's really getting betta   It's betta, it's betta   With a green rosetta   Setta, setta   (good god, give the   Drummer some)   Green rosetta         A little green rosetta   A little green rosetta   A little green rosetta   (setta, setta, setta,   Etc....)   (make a muffin, make   A muffin, make a muffin,   Make a muffin betta,   Make a muffin betta,   Etc....)   With a green rosetta   A little green rosetta   You'll make a muffin betta   (etc....)         Good god! you're   Really jammin'! now   The reggae version,   Hey, for the people in   The third world...   We haven't forgotten   Anybody on this   Song...for all of you   French people...who   Think that you're outta   Sight...and for the   People in spain...who   Think the french   People are where it's   At...and for the people   In mongolia who   Always wanted to go to   Spain for a vacation...   And for those of you in   Taiwan who got   Chumped, this chorus   Is for you: (rang tang   Ding dong, I am the   Japanese sandman...   Take eight...)   Green rosetta   A green rosetta   A little green rosetta   (against the reggae   Beat, though...   No, it's still reggae,   But it's all backwards)      A little green rosetta   A little green rosetta   A little green rosetta   You'll make   A muffin betta   A little green rosetta   (etc., etc., etc...)      Now you see, some   Places in the third   World it might be   Difficult to dance to   This because the   Kerosene record player   Is not a very efficient   Device...and a lot of   Times they run out of,   They run out of spunk   Right in the middle of   The chorus...causing   The song to sound like   This...      A little green rosetta      However we continue   In spite of the fact that   The fuel may be low on   Your record player. we   Suggest that in places   In the fourth world   Where things are really   Tough that you keep   The record player   Going by rubbing two   Sticks together. and if   All else fails, throw the   Record away...build   Your own green   Rosetta...try this   Recipe: we'll start with   A lump of grass...the   Grass bone connected   To the ankle bone...the   Knee bone connected   To the wishbone...and   Then everybody moves   To new york and goes   To a party with   Warren. hey!   And we've flown in, at   Great expense, (triple   Scale, no less, ladies   And gentlemen), steve   Gad's clone to play the   Out-chorus on this   Song...he's really outa-   Site, in spite of the fact   That the click track is   Totally irrelevant to   What he's doing right now.   I'm listening to the   Click, yes I'm suffering   With the click track   Right now...this guy is   Totally out of sync with   It, but what the fuck.   Ed mann will call him   Up later, show him the   Sign. okay vinnie,   Where is five?       They're pretty good   Musicians   They're pretty good   Musicians   They're pretty good   Musicians   (the singer's not too   Good, but the musicians   Are pretty good)   They're pretty good   Musicians   They're pretty good   Musicians   They're pretty good   Musicians   They're pretty good   Musicians   But it don't make no   Difference   If they're good   Musicians   Because anybody who   Would buy this record   Doesn't give a fuck if   There's good musicians   On it   Because this is a   Stupid song   And that's the   Way I like it      A little green rosetta   Hey!   A little green rosetta   A little green rosetta   A little green rosetta   You make   A muffin betta   With a green rosetta   A little green rosetta   Rosetta, rosetta   Rosetta   (etc., etc., etc....)      Al malkin:   Zetta...