Way down among BraziliansCoffee beans grow by the billionsSo they've got to find those extra cups to fillThey've got an awful lot of coffee in BrazilYou can't get cherry soda'Cause they've got to fill that quotaAnd the way things are I'll bet they never willThey've got a zillion tons of coffee in BrazilNo tea or tomato juiceYou'll see no potato juiceThe planters down in Santos all say no no noThe politician's daughterWas accused of drinking waterAnd was fined a great big fifty dollar billThey've got an awful lot of coffee in BrazilYou date a girl and find out laterShe smells just like a percolatorHer perfume was made right on the grillWhy they could percolate the ocean in BrazilAnd when their ham and eggs need savorCoffee ketchup gives 'em flavorCoffee pickles way outsell the dillWhy they put coffee in the coffee in BrazilSo your lead to the local colorServing coffee with a crullerDunking doesn't take a lot of skillThey've got an awful lot of coffee in Brazil