Young Derrick would love to take my order   He works at the coffee shop just up the street   He's happy and annoying with a smirk the size of Texas   He's my coffee enemy      Would you like a mochacino?   Or perhaps a cappucino?   Or maybe a frappucino?   Said Derrick wearing the chinos      All I really want is a cup of coffee   So strong the spoon stands up just a cup of coffee   All I really want is a cup of coffee    Give me a friggin' cup of coffee, Derrick      You should try out biscotti   Or a low-cal cabbage cookie   This muffin's only 3.50   And what's super great is that it's fat free      Don't wanna smell like an espresso   With your coffee scented soap   Maybe you should have some chai tea   Or maybe join me in some tai chi      All I really want is a cup of coffee   In a non-biodegradable cup just a cup of coffee   All I really want is a cup of coffee   Give me a friggin' cup of coffee      Oh Derrick why won't you listen to me   I don't want a magazine or a CD    I don't want a latte or a frappe    Just give me a coffee that doesn't taste crappe      All I really want is a cup of coffee (3X)   Give me a friggin' cup of coffee      All I really want (3X)   Give me a friggin' cup of coffee, Derrick