Gonna go out and play some golf ya, ya    Gonna go out and play some golf    My golf bag's full of the latest stuff    I'm gonna go out and play some golf    My putter alone was a thousand bucks    I'm gonna go out and suck at golf       Think I better take a muligan ya, ya    Think I better take a mulligan    I put my ball in the pond again    I think I better take a mulligan    I tee it up and take a swing and then SPLASH    Can I get another mulligan?       Get up get up get up get up get up    a get down get down,    Hurry hurry hurry hurry hurry hurry    SLOW DOWN! SLOW DOWN    Dont hit the tree dont hit the tree    Please hit the tree    There must be something wrong with my clubs       All my friends hit it farther than me    YA all my friends hit it farther than me    I just hope I clear the ladies tee    Everyobody hits it farther than me    Just 8 more strokes then I reach a par 3    That kid just hit it farther than me       Get up get up get up get up get up    A get down, get down    Hurry hurry hurry hurry hurry hurry    Slow down ball, slow down down down    Dont hit the tree dont hit the tree    Please hit the tree    I took a day off for this       Never be as good as Tiger Woods no no    Never be as good as Tiger Woods    My balls always goin off into the woods    Never be as good as Tiger Woods    I'm hookin' my arms and I'm pullin my woods (What?)    Never be as good as Tiger Woods       Get up get up get up get up get up    a get down get down,    Hurry hurry hurry hurry hurry hurry    SLOW DOWN! SLOW DOWN    Dont hit the tree dont hit the tree    Hit the tree hit the tree    I really hate this stupid game