Everybody loves hot dogs    Even pasty Hippies    'Casue its hard to beat a tube of meat    But now a question hits me       What the hell's in    A hotdog    I shouldn't ask maybe    'Cause i don't know any animals that grow cylindricaly       So have a hotdog on me my friends    It's made out of animal oddds and ends    Have a hotdog on me my friends    It's the particle board of meat       Its good to reuse and recycle    The unpopular pieces of meat    That are quite gross    Yet after they're proccesed    Are such a Delicious treat       That the children eat them 'til they're queasy    Because they love the taste    Of sodium phosphate    And iridorbate    Soy protien    And Sodium nitrate       So have a hotdog on me my friends    It's made out of animal odds and ends    Have a hotdog on me my friends    Its the praticle board of meat       May or maynot contain    Chicken and, or    Pork and, or    Meat       So have a hotdog on me my friends    Dont think 'bout the parts from the pigs rear end    Have a hotdog on me my friends    Its the particle board    The particle board    The board particle    Off mmmmmeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaat