I'd be happy to humiliate myself   I'd be happy to bend over just to be somebody   Be somebody   Be somebody   I'd do anything for ten seconds of fame   I'd be happy to bend over just to be somebody   Be somebody   Be somebody      Fly me to some tropical island today   Where I can tempt your brains away      Lock me in a bunker for a year or two   The tabloids love it and so do you      That's entertainment!   That's entertainment!      I'd be happy to humiliate myself   I'd be happy to bend over just to be somebody   Be somebody   Be somebody   I'd do anything for ten seconds of fame   I'd be happy to bend over just to be somebody   Be somebody   Be somebody      Young, old, singles, husbands and wives   I give meaning to your worthless lives      And when it's all over and I leave your TV   Half the country will need therapy      That's entertainment!   That's entertainment!