I am so healthy, I'm the healthy man   I eat a lot of greens, I do the best I can   Send the germs right up, be a yoghurt-fan    Healthy      Start the day with yoga   Live in harmony   Then purge the guts real good   And have some oriental tea      Then I stroll into the garden   Where I'm working nude   You see, I grow my own plants   Yeah, I'm a healthy dude       I am so healthy, I'm the healthy man   I eat a lot of greens, I do the best I can   Send the germs right up, be a yoghurt-fan       Healthy       Live by my carrot   I'll save you from decay   Think de-caffeinated   Throw your cigarettes away       I'm a vegetarian   And you should be one too   And sound mind in sound body   I know what best for you       I am so healthy, I'm the healthy man   I eat a lot of greens, I do the best I can   Send the germs right up, be a yoghurt-fan       Yoghurt       Then one day it happened   The healthy man got sick   He ate all kinds of herbs   But they wouldn't do the trick       The healthy man got desperate   But no one gave a fuck   He took one step too far   And got run over by a truck      He was so healthy, he was the healthy man   He ate a lot of greens, he was a yoghurt-fan   He was so healthy, he was the healthy man   He ate a lot of beans, but no one gave a damn