get out your measuring cups and we'll play a new game   come to the front of the class and we'll measure your brain   we'll give you a complex and we'll give it a name      get out your measuring sticks and we'll play a new game   can't have the cream when the crop and the cream are the same   liquid or gas no more than the glass will contain      so you talk about a hand of glory   a tale that's rather grim and gory   is it just another children's story   that's been de-clawed?   when the tales of brothers Grimm and Gorey   have been outlawed      I think they're gonna make you start over you don't want to start over   put your backpack on your shoulder be the good little soldier   take your places now   'cause we're all predisposed      measuring cups play a new game   front of the class measure your brain   give you a complex give it a name      put your backpack on your shoulder   be the good little soldier   it's no different when your older   you're predisposed   that's all for questions now   the case is closed!