I got home this morning with the sun right in my eyes   Therewas no warning as it took me by surprise   Hit me like an act of god causing my alarm   That I'd not become a cephalopod   I still had legs and arms   Still had legs and arms      And today was s'posed to be the day   Molecules decided to change their form   The law of physics lose their sway   Youthful indiscretion is   Suddenly the norm with good kids sprouting horns      And today was s'pose to be   Not just another day   Today was s'pose to be    Opposite day      And those who can't quite function   In societyat large   Are gonnawake up on this morning   And find that they're in charge   While those the worlds set up for   Who are really doing quite well   Gonna wake up institutions   In prison or in hell      And today was s'posed to be   Opposite day      But if you think there's something else   Well your right there is something else   But if you think Im gonna tell you   Think agian why should I think of telling you   What there is   Because silence is knowledge and knowledge is power   I'm under explicit orders to dare not speak its name   No I dare not speak its name   Listen! I just work here   No I dare not speak its name