Why's everybody actin' funny?   Why's everybody look so strange?   Why's everybody look so nasty?   What do I want with all these things?      I went alone down to the drugstore   I went in back and took a Coke   I stood in line and ate my Twinkies   I stood in line, I had to wait      Why's everybody actin' funny?   Why's everybody look so strange?   Why's everybody look so pretty?   What do I want with all these things?      I went alone down to the drugstore   I went in back and took a Coke   I stood in line and ate my Twinkies   I stood in line, I had to wait