Oh, every other morning   I lie in bed awake   And wonder why the dawning   Always has to break      Could it be it must   As we all expect it to   Could it be I just   Simply haven't got a clue      And what if it stayed behind   Had itself a change of mind   What would your impression be   How would you react      Would you simply smile and say   Don't be silly go away   Anyone can plainly see   It couldn't happen here   Not in a million years      So you think you're clever   Well, if you really are   Would you kindly tell me   How big is a star      And what does it contain   Is it metal or wood   How much does it cost   Is it really any good      And what if they all came down   Everyone upon the ground   What would your impression be   How would you react      Would you simply smile and say   Don't be silly go away   Anyone can plainly see   It couldn't happen here   Not in a million years      Everybody knows one and one is two   And all take for granted that it's true   Everybody know that the world is round   Although it doesn't look it from the ground      Everybody knows it's right   But what if one and one were five   And the world not really round   Everywhere was just a huge flat piece of ground      Look at all the animals   Living in zoos   Elephants and tigers   Lions and kangaroos      Don't they all look cute   When they're hid behind a cage   Funny when they laugh   Exciting when then rage      But what if they took control   There and then reversed the role   What would your impression be   How would you react      Would you simply smile and say   Don't be silly go away   Anyone can plainly see   It couldn't happen here   It couldn't happen here   Not in a million years      Not in a million years   Not in a million years   Not in a million years