Sellotape is sticky   Now there's a surprise   Next they'll tell you you can see out of your eyes   Mummified mummies daddies little girl   Had the operation then became an earl      Once you would have kissed her gently on the cheek   Now she kisses you beginning with your feet   Roles that are reversing so misunderstood   Kids who think monogamy is a piece of wood      Ooh but two's company three is allowed   Two's company three is allowed   Two's company three is allowed      These days as a woman you are out of place   If you're not a lesbian whose friends are gays   Anything is normal normal is of course   Getting married after planning your divorce      Usually I don't go much at all on twins   Once you've seen the one you've seen them both I think   Mind you when they're pretty pretty as a peach   Whose to say that on the day with one of each      Ooh two's company three is allowed   Two's company three is allowed   Two's company three is allowed      I look like I wanna look I wear what I like   It won't be a suit and no it won't be a tie   A tie is a dead heat not a knot round your neck   Neck is what you do when   Alone with your girlfriend      Ooh but two's company three is allowed   Two's company three is allowed   Two's company three is allowed