I say a prayer for those who   Unlike me   Suffer some form of brutality   I get no kicks from mugging pensioners   I don't believe that that's all they're good for   You know I love you   And I always will   I keep a picture of you on me still   It's so sad   You were the best love I never had      I see you've brought your children along too   The little one she looks a lot like you   I'm sure you must be very proud of them   I'd love to have a child myself but then   On second thoughts I think I'd better leave   This talk of children is upsetting me   It's so sad   You were the best love I never had      And I can't for the life of me fathom   Out why Eve when she met up with Adam   Didn't know they would put at risk   Every man, woman, child   For the bite of an apple      Remember days of wine and daffodils   A hand upon your breast oh what a thrill   It's so sad   You were the best love I never had      You make your bed   And then you lie in it   Wouldn't the truth be more appropriate   It's so sad   You were the best love I never had   the best love I never had   the best love I never had   the best love I    the best love I    the best love I never had