Well I've been trying to make a living   working eight hours a day   But despite the overtime   what I take home is   a disgrace   Still old con-lab-lib still   Keeps coming round   Looking for support      I've got a car that doesn't go   A baby that won't stop crying   And a wife that works so hard   She can't afford a lie-in   Still old con-lab-lib keeps coming round   Look for support      Who the hell does he think he is   Telling us the way that we should live   While he's out dining A La Carte   We're back to war like   Back to war like rationing parts      He says he doesn't really care if we are   for against him   Cause he knows in the long run   We are bound to elect him   Still old con-lab-lib keeps coming round   looking for support      I've never seen anybody that could lie with   Such ease I call it second nature He calls it his policies And as for his movements As your expect He's extremely moderate right where he is left Who the hell does he think he is Telling us the way that we should live While he's out dining A La Carte We're back to war like Back to war like rationing parts Well I've been trying to make a living working eight hours a day But despite the overtime what I take home is a disgrace Still old con-lab-lib still Keeps coming round Looking for support