I can mark time walk a straight line   Grab a mad bull by the nose   I can stand still on an ant-hill   And not once get itchy toes   I can even for no reason   Be as nice as I am rude   But I can't get you to love me   I just can't get you to love me   What do I do?      I can stand up put my hand up   Where perhaps it shouldn't be   I can go down to a hoe-down?   Have one hell of a yippee!   I can also if you must know   Do whatever else I choose   But I can't get you to love me   I just can't get you to love me   What do I do?      All of my life I've been waiting   For a moment like this   And now that I've found it   You know something's amiss   Can't get you to love me...      I can tell tales hammer toe-nails   Write a letter to the Queen   I can easily and discreetly   Be as charming as obscene   When I feel light      I can take a fight   But I know one thing for sure   I just can't get you to love me   I just can't get you to love me   What do I do?