I call you every hour on the telephone   I work my fingers right down to the bone   I even got you a chihuahua so you wouldn`t be alone   Got you you a trailer 'bout the size of Maine   Bought a mile of interstate in your name   I`ve given you everything   Baby what do you want from me!   I burned all my porno - 'cause you were PMS'n   You say it offends you - All that talking it never ends   Disconnected my X-Box and ditched all my friends   So you can go to the opera.    Don`t call my girlfriends - Even the dirty ones   You think they annoy you - they wanna destroy you   I`m givin` you everything   Baby what do you want from me!   Got you a picture you can put in a frame   Wearing a suit all check and lame   I even signed it at the bottom so you`d 'member my name   Took you to Target for your birthday meal   Got you an autographed buns of steel   So what a deal!   I`m givin` you everything   Baby what do you want from me!   I burned all my porno - 'cause you were PMS'n   You say it offends you - All that talking it never ends   Disconnected my X-Box and ditched all my friends   So you can go to the opera.    Don`t call my girlfriends - even the dirty ones   You say they annoy you - they wanna destroy you   I`m givin` you everything Baby what do you want from me!   I give you everything   Zirconium diamond rings   I Gotcha LoJack for your pontiac   And some decals on your finger nails   And a a bassmaster(?), a Singing trout   And a TV and a CD   And a DVD from ABC   And baby what ya think of me!   Burned all my porno    You say it offends you   Disconnected my X-Box   Baby what do you want from me!   What do you want from me!   What do you want from me!