I call you every hour on the telephone   I work my fingers right down to the bone   I even got you a chihuahua so you wouldn't be alone   Got you you a trailer 'bout the size of Maine   Bought a mile of interstate in your name      I've given you everything   Baby, what do you want from me      I burned all my porno, 'cause you were PMS'n   You say it offends you, all that talking it never ends   Disconnected my X Box and ditched all my friends   So you can go to the opera   Dumped all my girlfriends, even the dirty ones   You think they annoy you, they wanna destroy you   I'm givin' you everything   Baby, what do you want from me      Got you a picture you can put in a frame   Wearing a suit all check and lame   I even signed it at the bottom so you'd 'member my name   Took you to Target for your birthday meal   Got you an autographed Buns Of Steel   So what a deal   I'm givin' you everything   Baby, what do you want from me      I burned all my porno, 'cause you were PMS'n   You say it offends you, all that talking it never ends   Disconnected my X Box and ditched all my friends   So you can go to the opera   Dumped all my girlfriends, even the dirty ones   You think they annoy you, they wanna destroy you   I'm givin' you everything   Baby, what do you want from me      I give you everything   Zirconium diamond rings   I gotcha LoJack for your Pontiac   And some decals on your finger nails   And a Bass Master, a Singing Trout   And a TV and a CD   And a DVD from QVC   And baby, what ya think of me      Burned all my porno   You say it offends you   Disconnected my X Box   Baby, what do you want from me   What do you want from me   What do you want from me