What`s wrong with you today   I could never tell   Got something drastic on your mind   I can smell the small   Honey what`s your trip today   Can`t look me in the eye   A couple thousand miles away   You took me by surprise   You left a message on the telephone   From New York City, your new home   You didn`t like the neighbourhood   You really hated Hollywood   You said   Bye bye baby   Bye bye girl   Bye bye baby   You`re in another world   You said my friends are boring   You said my house is small   You like it fifty stories high   You like livin' tall   You hate the L.A. freeways   You hate the L.A. smog   You hate the west coast phonies   You like the city doors (?)   I`m confused but I`m not mad   Said I`m the worst you`ve ever had   I ain`t delusional, or institutional   But I`m pretty sure I ain;t that bad   I said   Bye bye baby   Bye bye girl   Bye bye baby   You`re in another world   I tried to reach you on your private line   You sure ain't calling mine   Now I`m sittin' here all alone   With a broken heart in three tine zones   (Bye bye baby) Bye bye baby   (Bye bye girl) paging your phone (?)   (Bye bye baby) please check your email (?)   (Bye bye girl) Why not your beeper (?)   (Bye bye baby) Stick your head out the window   Oh... I`m mad as hell   Bye bye baby   Anyone at home?   Hello? Hello?   Anybody there?   Hello? Pick up?