If I were you I'd look at me   And fail to see the things I see in you   If I were you and if I were you   I wouldn't let the shit you get   From me get the better of you   If I were you      Don't you ever wonder why   I could never make you cry?      Well, if I were you I'd ride away   To a pasture new where I could graze   On the grass so succulent and sweet   If I were you   I'd be through with me      If I were you I wouldn't need   To always read the magazines that I do   Huh, they make me blue!   So if I were you I'd make the break   Before I take my frustrations out on you   Just break on through      Don't you ever, in your dreams   Take a lover and make her scream?      Well, if I were you I'd ride away   To a pasture new where I could graze   On the grass so succulent and sweet   If I were you   I'd be through with me      Well, if I were you I'd ride away   To a pasture new where I could graze   On the green, green grass   Of virgin country    I'd live real fast and die real young   You see if I were you I'd end my days   In a field of stupid sheep just grazing   The grass so succulent and sweet   If I were you   I'd be through with me