when the crypt doors creak and the tombstones quake   spooks come out for a swingin' wake   happy haunts materialize, and begin to vocalize,   grim grinnin' ghosts come out to socialize      now don't close your eyes and don't try to hide    or a silly spook may sit by your side   shrouded in a daft disguise, they pretend to terrorize,   grim grinnin' ghosts come out to socialize      as the moon climbs high o'er the dead oak tree   spooks come out for the midnight spree   creepy creeps with eerie eyes, start to shriek and harmonize   grim grinnin' ghosts come out to socialize!      when you hear the knell of a requiem bell   wierd glows gleam where spirits dwell   restless bones eptherialize, rise as spooks of every size   (maniacle laughter)      if you would like to join our jamboree   theres a simple rule thats compulsory:   mortals pay a token fee, rest in peace, the hauntings free,   so hurry back, we would like your company!