See I come from a time where they didn't put rear view mirrors on passenger sides of vehicles      And this is for those that still drink malt liquor   Put the poison in your body just to pass out quicker   When death calls best believe it's gonna get all emotional   Because I ain't goin' to hell without my menthols   Damn cable TV got me trapped in   Girls actin' dumb and cops beatin' black men   Overfill, overkill, tryin' to deal   Call the toll free and order my some diet pills   Got me looking at the sugar in the Kool-Aid that you made   You need to chase it down with some toothpaste   Still stuck to the simple things yep the struggle in between a couple of krispy kremes   I have to ask if you could pass that half and half to get my coffee back on track   Big ups to all the carbonated hiccups the energy drinks and the suicide big gulps   Gonna find happiness in the fast food   Supersize the triple bypass heart attack too   Distract you with these colorful tattoos to cover up the fact that we feel like bad news      [Chorus]   We love the things that hate us   Push snooze again girl I don't want to wake up   America the beautiful that's how she played us   Wasn't that cute it must have been her make up   Trying to grab everything that she gave us   Just take it back in the math on that pay stub   Lookin' at the neighbors like wait up   We love the things that hate us      Pain killers help find some feeling   Crack the vic in half just to break the time sealant   Take it by yourself on the living room carpet   Do a little bump just to clean your apartment   ? I've seen your wife she's not the true finest?   I understand why you like to pay them prostitutes   Strip clubs gun shops oh Jesus right next to the liquor store for your convenience   Everybody say ho for the cuervo   You can drive if you promise to be careful   Turn the radio up and light a doobie   And keep acting like life is like a movie   This is for those needles you share because   Those after school TV specials is too square   Cook the coke for your own consumption   ? All some joe joe dems? In old school   What's your function   As American as herpes and hot dogs   Got lost between the mustard and the hot sauce   Unprotected sex with that one you just met   You ain't even got all your hep shots yet      [Chorus]