I never really understood a man's jewellery   You soon to see me on some Karaoke super freak   With a peace sign sweater and some Hammer pants   Windows up, smoking weed in the ambulance   Hopped out, 1988 battle stance   Neighbourhood started to dance and made it avalanche   Nobody got hurt, just lots of dirt   Did the Michael Jackson kick and took off my shirt   Broken wings coming out of my shoulder blades   Poker face, hitting switches on my roller-skates   Making soup out of Couscous and Froot Loops   Moon walking down the block rocking some moon boots   They don't know my name, I'm not that guy   But they point and smile because I'm that fly   Any day I get to stay way from bloodshed   Becomes another night I get to ride into the sunset   Traded in a horse for a bike   So wave if you happen to see me on the South Side   With a boom box strapped to my handle bars   Zoom homie, take a bath in some caviar   Getting drunk in the woods smoking a ci-gar   Sitting on the hood of your car playing the gui-tar   Face painted up to look like a circus clown   Lookin around like everything's perfect now   Match strike and light them candles   Hold onto it, grab tight, a hand full   You might be right, we might be assholes, shit   We from the land of the ice-cream castles   I never could fake respect   What's it gonna take to make all them dots connect   I must be old cause you look like a fool to me   I never really understood a man's jewellery