The courtship stars out, where romance plays out   Over at my house, I'm on the couch   You're on the TV, not here with me   That's a problem, we can figure out   Sabotage fame, we need a scandal bad   So you can exit red carpet, enter drug rehab   When your looks go down the drain   And your career is through   Then I'll be there for you and you'll be there too.      Hollywood lights in my backyard   Your movie's great, my life is hard   Why can't you see through the screen      You came from nowhere and I still live there   They say life's not fair but I don't care   If there's a problem with my master plan   Fate can take it up with somebody who gives a damn   'Cause I got a lot to offer you minus the rent   It's another clear reason why you're heaven sent    And I know I'm not the one that you've been waiting for   But I want you more than anyone before      Hollywood lights in my backyard   Your movie's great, my life is hard   Why can't you see through the screen   Baby blue jean submarine   Your big shot just broke my dreams   Why can't you see through the screen      Suffer through the tabloids seeing you and Mr. Right   Living out your picture perfect life    Gold up in the hills while this loneliness just kills   Staring up into your name that's on the sign      Hollywood lights in my backyard   Your movie's great, my life is hard, is hard   Baby blue jean submarine   Your big shot just broke my dreams, my dreams      I could write a screenplay of a single perfect night   Soundtrack of Sinatra by moonlight   Masterpiece of prose with just one single red rose   When it all comes to a close you'll be mine, you'll be mine