Forgive me if I seem   To be impatient and obscene   It's just bad luck to fall so flat   And hear the voices shouting back      Tinkerbell should have waited before turning on the TV show   Tinkerbell should have waited before turning on the TV show      As orange buffoons dance   They booked a fakir in advance   Left purple jungles in a trance   To raise their nepotistic chants      Tinkerbell should have waited before turning on the TV show   Tinkerbell should have waited before turning on the TV show   Tinkerbell should have waited before turning on the TV show      She should have waited, she should have waited   Before the show   The TV show   The TV show      So you want to be a star   Tell the monkey where you are   Mimic monkey media      Did you fly into a rage?   Do you lust for centre stage?   Mimic monkey media      Did you long to leave your mark?   Did you swear that you'd go far?   Mimic monkey media      If you want to be a star   Tell the monkey where you are   Mimic monkey media